Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Geezer Choices



As we age, we must make choices. There are many advantages to ice hockey, compared to basketball. Less pounding, stress on the joints, no jumping, etc. But there are sticks in hockey. And sometimes the sticks go where they shouldn't. Thinking back over the years playing pick-up basketball I'm glad that I didn't have a stick in my hand. I found a way to be a jackass regardless, but a jackass with a stick is more invasive. Although I don't know if the dude who cross-checked John Kerry in the face is feeling guilty.

Speaking of Senator Kerry, two thoughts come to mind:

I wouldn't want him on my pick up team. He ran against a guy who:

1) started 2 wars, finished none.
2) presided over the first presidency featuring net job loss since Calvin Coolidge.
3) was in charge of the Abu Gharib crew.
4) grew the deficit astronomically (after inheriting a budget surplus).

To hit just a few examples of Dubya's first term embarrassing ineptitude.

And he somehow lost. I want a finisher on my team!

I'm a recovering marathon runner. In 2005, at Heartbreak Hill in Boston, I looked to my left and there was Senator Kerry, lying to me (this is ok, all politicians lie, and his was a little white lie):

"Looking good!" he said. And he gave me a thumbs up.

I responded with a thumbs up and a "Thanks, Senator".

But I might have hallucinated the whole thing. I tend to do that in the latter stages of a marathon. Soon after that, I looked to my left and noticed that the Green Line was moving faster than I was running. I finished the marathon. Drank to excess, and vowed never to run another one. I've kept that vow.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Back At It



My long awaited 2012 basketball (okay, geezer ball) debut was a success on a couple of levels. First, I was 2-1, which brings me to 2-1 on the year. Second, and more important, my leg didn't bother me at all. It has healed. Now the focus turns to skills, and my improvement of them. Shooting the basketball being primary among the skills.

Sunday was an opportunity to cross country ski! The local golf course asks for a $2 donation, grooms the trails, and is a short drive. With my lack of balance and skill, a one hour ski is a terrific way to get a great workout in the outdoors. Unfortunately, today and tomorrow we'll experience a January thaw, and the snow conditions will deteriorate to the point of making skiing impossible. Back to the rowing machine!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Crack Trouble



With my continued leg challenge my workouts have been exclusively limited to the indoor rowing machine. These are great cardiovascular, non-weightbearing, fullbody workouts that improve fitness and keep me prepare for a return to the hardcourt. They are tough and sweat-inducing workouts. And some of the sweat puddles in the crack of my ass (by the way, that's not my ass pictured here). Which leads to painful chaffing and abrasion. I can't figure out how to prevent it really, so I just lube up and bear it.

I have some travel upcoming, and workouts will be catch as catch can. I'll get back to the hoops--my 2012 debut--on Saturday, January 21.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Maximizing and Minimizing



As in, low price, high flavor and alcohol content, and low calorie count. The beer pictured here--Flying Dog Snake Bite IPA--is at the apex of appropriate maximum and minimum. It's brewed in Maryland, after being born in Colorado. The influence is Hunter Thompson, with art work by Ralph STEADman (that's the way he spells it, by the way, with the CAPS through half of his last name.

Anyway, it's good: hoppy and citrusy, flavorful, 7.1% ABV, and $7.99 a 6-pack at my local store. 183 calories in a 12 ounce bottle.